You've redecorated, I don't like it

Hi guys, and as Y7 is coming up. Redy-Pink is here. I made some ads for it which you can spread around instergram or Google+.

Anyway, here's a recap on my life at the mo.

• Grace now has a relationship with Lewis B. Good luck you love birds! (Saying Good luck in a good way, not a bad way)
• Y6 Prom is now ahead. Probably not coming.
• Natalia has been trying to date 4 people. She got rejected, If she gone to me I can think many reasons to reject her.
• I'm flucking scared about Tapton.
• Blah, blah, blah.

More will be revealed in the holiday and the last month. See ya suckers :)

-CN

Testing quotes! 

Social Media

As I normally no longer blog here as much. Here is my social media accounts:

https://www.instagram.com/notclarknarvas/

http://notclarkmatthew.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/notclarkn

I am still going to post here. Just not usually.

An Inteview With ######

This is a blog inteview with #### which was made today 12/05/2016, enjoy!

What was your first words:

"Hello"

What was the most embarresing thing you did?

"Once when I was at swimming, my swimming costume had a hole and it was embarresing since it was at the butt region and I went in the pool with that hole."

What's your dream job?

"Being a newull surgeon" (wrong spelling, if you want to know its something related to medical jobs and brains.)

Favourite subject?

"PE.."

What did you think about SATS?

"A little bit boring.."

and yeah, that was the very short inteview. Ill be doing these every week on my blog, Go and check them next week. :)

-CN
(PS: You can now comment without a Google Account. Scroll down, do your comment and select comment as, anonymous. After that press Publish and yeah, if you want anyone to know who you are just do -Your Name Here)

Hey guys, Recap on SATS week :)

Hey, and today its my own experience about SATS, it wasn't as hard as I expected. I'm looking forward to my results and yeah. Here's some blog posts which will happen during these next few days

• Wednesday - A normal day at school (Basically a normal SATS day at school)
• Thursday    - A normal day at school, EXTRA BLOG: Inteview with person on my table.
• Friday        - A normal day at school EDale edition (Most of the  thatsstudents in my class have left to go to EDale for the weekend as a school trip which leaves me and the other people not going from my class and other classes)

Yeah, that's all for now :)

-CN

SATS WEEK TIME TABLE

You won't be expecting another blog until Friday.

Bye.

School Uniform Evening 04/05/2016

Well, for Uniform Evening I saw:

Josh

Jonah

Link

Grace (not sure if it was her, probably some other person though)

and thats all... comment if you saw me but I didn't see you.

-Clark

Well that's all for the Bank Holiday Posts, folks.

That's all for our Bank Holiday posts, if you want to see all of the holiday posts, here it is:

Day 0, Friday: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/a-normal-day-at-school.html
Day 1, Saturday: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/bank-holiday-weekend-day-one.html
Day 2, Sunday: (no blog posts here)
Day 3, Monay: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/05/bank-holiday-monday-morning-blog.html

Normal blogging will start happening on Wednesday. Thanks for reading :).

-Clark
(clarke-warky-darky-narky-sarky-farky-parky-sarky-harky)

My YouTube Channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPuXPfPegOHcMEgCi7yo7A

The name is The Five Toasts (T5T for short), very, very wierd videos on here, i do not reccomend to come there.

Hobbies

Written during the Bank Holiday Morning Blog.
Okay, let's talk about hobbies.

My sisters say that I don't have a hobby besides going on computer and making websites. It isn't true, let's go on with all the un important stuff. The only reason why they think that is becuase I am always stuck inside my house. This is a really wierd subject to write about and it's becoming serious for some reason so I'll just get to the point.

My hobby is film making and blogging.

End.

Bank Holiday Monday - Morning Blog

Hey guys, gals, It is 8:33am and I am in the car heading to the shops. Not Tesco, not morrisons, Company Shop. You may have not heard of it as it is outside of Sheffield, In Tankerslee. 

9:00am

We're at company shop and I don't care blogging this bit so bye.

10:30am

We're currently in McDonald's, once again I don't want to blog this so bye. I'll leave you with some food

11:41am

We're in B&Q and my dad is ordering something to cover the grass. I don't want to blog this as there's no point. Nothing really exciting going on.

Bye! Sorry for the no-blogger!

Relationships

Okay, this is a really awkward subject to write about becuase I litterally discussed my past crushes in "a PROPER introduction to me" so.. ill just get on with it.

Relationships, they are mysterious, one may love and one may not love, sometimes it ends, sometimes its only a phase. Look at Mabel from Gravity Falls (on the video), she had a hard time with boys and for you boys out there you might soon be getting a girlfriend or even coping from a break up.

For me Love and Relationships is not a phase, Your crush could love you back, or just friendzone you. Look I can explain many things about crushes, I had 3 (one not explained in "a Proper introduction to me) ill just say, if you love someone don't court them, just try to be friends, or they will ignore you like a side character, if you become a best friend your getting onto it, you could then get friendzoned, or accepted.

I'm not in a relationship because number one I am in Year 6, too young to have a relationship,  I'd say 12 Years Old would be the point you should get one, number two I'm probably going to get teased by my sisters and number 3 no one would approve the relationship.

Thanks for reading.
-Clark

Thank you.

Here's a thank you to the mysterious person who always +1's my posts, It doesn't really show the person on Blogger for some reason, but who ever you are, Thank you.

-Clark

Top 10 Mysterious Facts Of The World

Note: These facts are not real

10: The real reason why China wants to own the moon becuase its made out of 100% natural space cheese.

9: The first joke was accually a cross the road joke and it was:

Q - Why did the man run screaming going across the road?
A - BECUASE THE ROMANS AHHHHHH!
(very bad sense of humor)

8: If the moon one day would split apart, The cheese industry would evolve.

7: The Government has a unlimited amount of cheese becuase they are power hungry

6: a man called pewdiepie crashed into parlament and no one cared becuase the only party inside there was the tories.

5: Your uncle shot his head out of a headcannon, and shot someones ship
(no one would get that unless there inside a fandom)

4: If Past, Present, Future colided together, what would happen? Yes, It doesnt make sense, its true but thats impossbile
(screw doctor who jokes)

3: The only show on Cartoon Network US's timetable is Teen Titans Go
(this is 100% true, not fake)

2: Whats that going over the hill, is that your mum?

1: The next US President is going to be DEEZ NUTS!
(or justin beiber... ugh.)