Saturday, 30 April 2016

Bank Holiday Day 1 Part 2

It didn't end like that, Me and my dad is currently picking up my mum from work and then we're off to Costco.
At Costco---
Do you know what, there's no point writing as it's only a trip to Costco, More posts is coming tommorow, I'll leave you with this:

Bank Holiday Weekend Day One

What do you do on Bank Holiday Weekend?, Be lazy and watch EastEnders, That's what your parents do, For me run outside, go to city centre and start blogging. Obviously.

It's 11:25am on Saturday 30th April and we just found a car park, my dad just got out of the car to get a parking ticket, he came back putting it inside the car (it auto corrected as cat for some reason) and I went outside, we went to the shop called schuh not finding shoes for me but my dad then a couple minutes later he goes outside into another shoe shop *facepalm*.

After all the shoes we went into KFC for lunch, and thats all for today, nothing really to do i suppose.

Bye!



Friday, 29 April 2016

A normal day at school

This was written during school on 29/05/2016, ive changed some sentences so it would be much shorter, enjoy.

Hey guys, and this is me closing off the first week of the blog. Every Friday i will be making "A normal day at school" and it will be written in school, but anyway, to my day!.

It's a snowy day today and i'm writing exacly when the events in the blog post unfolded (oh god i sound really formal). ##### is currently measuring his heart rate on ###### Sports Watch after pusuading her.

We're making a Digestive System using materials that the rest of the class gave. He is now drawing the outline of Grace's body. it goes a little bit wrong and #### needs to lie down, making #### drawing the outline of his body. I stopped writing so I could do the Anus, which is probably something for Hamza to laugh at since he did laugh once I gave to him, but i shouldnt say that since i gave you spoilers.

During waiting for Lunch in the classroom (becuase it was indoor play and the snow) #### accidently ripped the piece of paper with the outline of the body. She had to redo the body without a body as it was already time to run to the practical area where lunch is served (they eat in the hall).

After eating I ran back to the mobile classroom and continued writing this blog post until the weather was okay and we could go outside again. I got my coat and went outside, realising I didnt have my hat, i left it in the mobile so i needed to get it back.

-time skip, too lazy to type the rest-
It was time to present our digestive system and explain it to the whole class, the teacher then says we're allowed to disemble them. #### then rips the piece of paper with the body outline on when he wasnt suppost to, We havent even presented yet.

I facepalm.

and that was my school day, ill be putting up blog posts like this every friday, but with diffferent people, anyway, reality is an illusion, the universe is a holigram buy gold bye!

-Clark N

Next post update

The next post will be tommorow.. (or earlier)

-Clark

Thursday, 28 April 2016

a PROPER introduction

Hi, in my last introduction I didn't introduce myself fully, so its time to make up for it. Obviously my name is Clark Narvas and i'm just going to talk about my life in a nutshell, I deleted most things here so lol


In Year 4, nothing really happend, nice teacher which would throw my book to the ground and step on it repeatedly everytime I got a question wrong, lol.

In Year 5, nothing really excited, a few tests.

I'm currently in Year 6, nothing much has happend, NOT looking forward to the Maths Sats, I'm great on English though.

Heres a list of things i like:


  • Steven Universe
  • Gravity Falls
  • Doctor Who
  • Pranks
  • Vlogs
  • Blogs
  • Television Idents
  • and so on.
Heres a list of things i DONT like.
  • Mature Fanfiction/Fiction (they make me feel really you know what and it makes me do things i will regret)
  • Sexual Stories.
  • Pigeons flying into my face
  • Perverts (I put this on becuase i do not want to turn into one in the future)
  • Rude people
  • and so on.. cant list them all
and thats it, thats probably my life, just to say I am the wierdest person in school, most kids think i am wierd but pretend to be my friends just to use me to give them my snacks, if your reading this and your one of them i know your doing it, thank you for reading. 


-Clark Narvas
A wierdo... (ill always end with A wierdo becuase many people even admit i am one, the y3 crush did, my sisters, hell i even admitted i am one. i'm trying to be as honest as i can as i am such a wierdo, don't feel pity on me, and remember, reality is a illusion, the universe is a holigram, buy gold bye!.)

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Introduction to Me.

Hi guys, and welcome to my blog. You may have came here becuase I gave you the link to my blog, or you randomly typed this URL, or you might just be stalking my Google+ profile for some reason lol.

On this blog, its probably just me moaning about my life or just talking about it, I'm not sure if I will get past this post anyway, Ill be suprised if I do, and yes i did spelt suprise wrong.

Ill be gone now, bye!
-Clark N

(PS: If you really want to know how I am like, I do admit I am a wierd fool, just to make that clear.)