New Life At Secondary School - Week One

Picture taken by me, graphic design by me

I've recently been moved to a secondary school and it has been a big change for me. I'm currently typing at the school library (well was, the librarian told us to get off since it was nearly class.) which was something we couldn't do in Primary School. anyway lets start with my experience

Secondary School wasn't that hard to adjust to. It was all the same things just you need to move around, A LOT. You have these Periods now (period 1, 2, 3, 4) and after every period you must move to another classroom.

(this wasnt finished but had to release it!)

I'm restarting my blog for Y7

I'm restarting my blog for September!, Ill be doing weekly posts on what I am doing in school. See you guys soon!.

-Clark

Oh Hello!

This blog is going to be updated daily when school starts, stay tuned.

Where have you been?, Clark

There is literally no point of posting my summer here since Barcelona wasn't really that interesting. Ill be posting my Tapton school life though.

-Clark

At Barcelona

Hi, sorry for not making a post when I arrived. There was no wifi and I now just got allowed to use 4G.

We was at the beach and we are going to get our dinner soon and afterwards go back. We went into the ocean and I tried to swim trying to make my swimming skills come back but I couldn't.  That's all for today, I'll be making a part 2 later.

-Clark

Waiting for flight - Barcelona Blog

Hi, welcome to a series of blogs which I will be doing for a week on my trip to Barcelona, I'm currently typing this in the East Midlands Airport, which is located in Derby.

Just to tell you my last day at Junior School was yesterday as well as the last day of my current Y6 teachers last day; He's been lovely and I consider myself part of the fan club. Lets go to the topic I am going to be going to.

What I am expecting in Barcelona?
Barcelona will be great - I hate hot though especially the hot in England we had for the past 2 days. Pouring water on myself was the only thing refreshing those days and even worse they were school days. I asked a teacher called Mrs Allen about Barcelona (because she went there) and she said it was nice as there was so many statues.

Ill be blogging again when I actually arrive at Barcelona, bye!
-Clark

Discusting Water Bottle - Stage 1

I decided to make a blog about a water bottle filled with vegetable skins rotting away. This will happen every day. Stage one, hasn't rot

LACK OF BLOG POSTS, SORRY

We are wrapping up for Y6, Sorry for lack of blogs, ill be doing more in Y7, Till then. Goodbye

You've redecorated, I don't like it

Hi guys, and as Y7 is coming up. Redy-Pink is here. I made some ads for it which you can spread around instergram or Google+.

Anyway, here's a recap on my life at the mo.

• Grace now has a relationship with Lewis B. Good luck you love birds! (Saying Good luck in a good way, not a bad way)
• Y6 Prom is now ahead. Probably not coming.
• Natalia has been trying to date 4 people. She got rejected, If she gone to me I can think many reasons to reject her.
• I'm flucking scared about Tapton.
• Blah, blah, blah.

More will be revealed in the holiday and the last month. See ya suckers :)

-CN

Testing quotes! 

Social Media

As I normally no longer blog here as much. Here is my social media accounts:

https://www.instagram.com/notclarknarvas/

http://notclarkmatthew.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/notclarkn

I am still going to post here. Just not usually.

An Inteview With ######

This is a blog inteview with #### which was made today 12/05/2016, enjoy!

What was your first words:

"Hello"

What was the most embarresing thing you did?

"Once when I was at swimming, my swimming costume had a hole and it was embarresing since it was at the butt region and I went in the pool with that hole."

What's your dream job?

"Being a newull surgeon" (wrong spelling, if you want to know its something related to medical jobs and brains.)

Favourite subject?

"PE.."

What did you think about SATS?

"A little bit boring.."

and yeah, that was the very short inteview. Ill be doing these every week on my blog, Go and check them next week. :)

-CN
(PS: You can now comment without a Google Account. Scroll down, do your comment and select comment as, anonymous. After that press Publish and yeah, if you want anyone to know who you are just do -Your Name Here)

Hey guys, Recap on SATS week :)

Hey, and today its my own experience about SATS, it wasn't as hard as I expected. I'm looking forward to my results and yeah. Here's some blog posts which will happen during these next few days

• Wednesday - A normal day at school (Basically a normal SATS day at school)
• Thursday    - A normal day at school, EXTRA BLOG: Inteview with person on my table.
• Friday        - A normal day at school EDale edition (Most of the  thatsstudents in my class have left to go to EDale for the weekend as a school trip which leaves me and the other people not going from my class and other classes)

Yeah, that's all for now :)

-CN

SATS WEEK TIME TABLE

You won't be expecting another blog until Friday.

Bye.

School Uniform Evening 04/05/2016

Well, for Uniform Evening I saw:

Josh

Jonah

Link

Grace (not sure if it was her, probably some other person though)

and thats all... comment if you saw me but I didn't see you.

-Clark

Well that's all for the Bank Holiday Posts, folks.

That's all for our Bank Holiday posts, if you want to see all of the holiday posts, here it is:

Day 0, Friday: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/a-normal-day-at-school.html
Day 1, Saturday: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/bank-holiday-weekend-day-one.html
Day 2, Sunday: (no blog posts here)
Day 3, Monay: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/05/bank-holiday-monday-morning-blog.html

Normal blogging will start happening on Wednesday. Thanks for reading :).

-Clark
(clarke-warky-darky-narky-sarky-farky-parky-sarky-harky)

My YouTube Channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPuXPfPegOHcMEgCi7yo7A

The name is The Five Toasts (T5T for short), very, very wierd videos on here, i do not reccomend to come there.

Hobbies

Written during the Bank Holiday Morning Blog.
Okay, let's talk about hobbies.

My sisters say that I don't have a hobby besides going on computer and making websites. It isn't true, let's go on with all the un important stuff. The only reason why they think that is becuase I am always stuck inside my house. This is a really wierd subject to write about and it's becoming serious for some reason so I'll just get to the point.

My hobby is film making and blogging.

End.

Bank Holiday Monday - Morning Blog

Hey guys, gals, It is 8:33am and I am in the car heading to the shops. Not Tesco, not morrisons, Company Shop. You may have not heard of it as it is outside of Sheffield, In Tankerslee. 

9:00am

We're at company shop and I don't care blogging this bit so bye.

10:30am

We're currently in McDonald's, once again I don't want to blog this so bye. I'll leave you with some food

11:41am

We're in B&Q and my dad is ordering something to cover the grass. I don't want to blog this as there's no point. Nothing really exciting going on.

Bye! Sorry for the no-blogger!

Relationships

Okay, this is a really awkward subject to write about becuase I litterally discussed my past crushes in "a PROPER introduction to me" so.. ill just get on with it.

Relationships, they are mysterious, one may love and one may not love, sometimes it ends, sometimes its only a phase. Look at Mabel from Gravity Falls (on the video), she had a hard time with boys and for you boys out there you might soon be getting a girlfriend or even coping from a break up.

For me Love and Relationships is not a phase, Your crush could love you back, or just friendzone you. Look I can explain many things about crushes, I had 3 (one not explained in "a Proper introduction to me) ill just say, if you love someone don't court them, just try to be friends, or they will ignore you like a side character, if you become a best friend your getting onto it, you could then get friendzoned, or accepted.

I'm not in a relationship because number one I am in Year 6, too young to have a relationship,  I'd say 12 Years Old would be the point you should get one, number two I'm probably going to get teased by my sisters and number 3 no one would approve the relationship.

Thanks for reading.
-Clark

Thank you.

Here's a thank you to the mysterious person who always +1's my posts, It doesn't really show the person on Blogger for some reason, but who ever you are, Thank you.

-Clark

Top 10 Mysterious Facts Of The World

Note: These facts are not real

10: The real reason why China wants to own the moon becuase its made out of 100% natural space cheese.

9: The first joke was accually a cross the road joke and it was:

Q - Why did the man run screaming going across the road?
A - BECUASE THE ROMANS AHHHHHH!
(very bad sense of humor)

8: If the moon one day would split apart, The cheese industry would evolve.

7: The Government has a unlimited amount of cheese becuase they are power hungry

6: a man called pewdiepie crashed into parlament and no one cared becuase the only party inside there was the tories.

5: Your uncle shot his head out of a headcannon, and shot someones ship
(no one would get that unless there inside a fandom)

4: If Past, Present, Future colided together, what would happen? Yes, It doesnt make sense, its true but thats impossbile
(screw doctor who jokes)

3: The only show on Cartoon Network US's timetable is Teen Titans Go
(this is 100% true, not fake)

2: Whats that going over the hill, is that your mum?

1: The next US President is going to be DEEZ NUTS!
(or justin beiber... ugh.)

Bank Holiday Day 1 Part 2

It didn't end like that, Me and my dad is currently picking up my mum from work and then we're off to Costco.

At Costco---

Do you know what, there's no point writing as it's only a trip to Costco, More posts is coming tommorow, I'll leave you with this:

Bank Holiday Weekend Day One

What do you do on Bank Holiday Weekend?, Be lazy and watch EastEnders, That's what your parents do, For me run outside, go to city centre and start blogging. Obviously.

It's 11:25am on Saturday 30th April and we just found a car park, my dad just got out of the car to get a parking ticket, he came back putting it inside the car (it auto corrected as cat for some reason) and I went outside, we went to the shop called schuh not finding shoes for me but my dad then a couple minutes later he goes outside into another shoe shop *facepalm*.

After all the shoes we went into KFC for lunch, and thats all for today, nothing really to do i suppose.

Bye!

A normal day at school

This was written during school on 29/05/2016, ive changed some sentences so it would be much shorter, enjoy.

Hey guys, and this is me closing off the first week of the blog. Every Friday i will be making "A normal day at school" and it will be written in school, but anyway, to my day!.

It's a snowy day today and i'm writing exacly when the events in the blog post unfolded (oh god i sound really formal). ##### is currently measuring his heart rate on ###### Sports Watch after pusuading her.

We're making a Digestive System using materials that the rest of the class gave. He is now drawing the outline of Grace's body. it goes a little bit wrong and #### needs to lie down, making #### drawing the outline of his body. I stopped writing so I could do the Anus, which is probably something for Hamza to laugh at since he did laugh once I gave to him, but i shouldnt say that since i gave you spoilers.

During waiting for Lunch in the classroom (becuase it was indoor play and the snow) #### accidently ripped the piece of paper with the outline of the body. She had to redo the body without a body as it was already time to run to the practical area where lunch is served (they eat in the hall).

After eating I ran back to the mobile classroom and continued writing this blog post until the weather was okay and we could go outside again. I got my coat and went outside, realising I didnt have my hat, i left it in the mobile so i needed to get it back.

-time skip, too lazy to type the rest-
It was time to present our digestive system and explain it to the whole class, the teacher then says we're allowed to disemble them. #### then rips the piece of paper with the body outline on when he wasnt suppost to, We havent even presented yet.

I facepalm.

and that was my school day, ill be putting up blog posts like this every friday, but with diffferent people, anyway, reality is an illusion, the universe is a holigram buy gold bye!

-Clark N

Next post update

The next post will be tommorow.. (or earlier)

-Clark

a PROPER introduction

Hi, in my last introduction I didn't introduce myself fully, so its time to make up for it. Obviously my name is Clark Narvas and i'm just going to talk about my life in a nutshell, I deleted most things here so lol


In Year 4, nothing really happend, nice teacher which would throw my book to the ground and step on it repeatedly everytime I got a question wrong, lol.

In Year 5, nothing really excited, a few tests.

I'm currently in Year 6, nothing much has happend, NOT looking forward to the Maths Sats, I'm great on English though.

Heres a list of things i like:

• Steven Universe
• Gravity Falls
• Doctor Who
• Pranks
• Vlogs
• Blogs
• Television Idents
• and so on.

Heres a list of things i DONT like.

• Mature Fanfiction/Fiction (they make me feel really you know what and it makes me do things i will regret)
• Sexual Stories.
• Pigeons flying into my face
• Perverts (I put this on becuase i do not want to turn into one in the future)
• Rude people
• and so on.. cant list them all

and thats it, thats probably my life, just to say I am the wierdest person in school, most kids think i am wierd but pretend to be my friends just to use me to give them my snacks, if your reading this and your one of them i know your doing it, thank you for reading. 

-Clark Narvas

A wierdo... (ill always end with A wierdo becuase many people even admit i am one, the y3 crush did, my sisters, hell i even admitted i am one. i'm trying to be as honest as i can as i am such a wierdo, don't feel pity on me, and remember, reality is a illusion, the universe is a holigram, buy gold bye!.)

Introduction to Me.

Hi guys, and welcome to my blog. You may have came here becuase I gave you the link to my blog, or you randomly typed this URL, or you might just be stalking my Google+ profile for some reason lol.

On this blog, its probably just me moaning about my life or just talking about it, I'm not sure if I will get past this post anyway, Ill be suprised if I do, and yes i did spelt suprise wrong.

Ill be gone now, bye!

-Clark N

(PS: If you really want to know how I am like, I do admit I am a wierd fool, just to make that clear.)