That's all for our Bank Holiday posts, if you want to see all of the holiday posts, here it is:
Day 0, Friday: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/a-normal-day-at-school.html
Day 1, Saturday: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/bank-holiday-weekend-day-one.html
Day 2, Sunday: (no blog posts here)
Day 3, Monay: http://theclarkmatthew.blogspot.co.uk/2016/05/bank-holiday-monday-morning-blog.html
Normal blogging will start happening on Wednesday. Thanks for reading :).
-Clark
(clarke-warky-darky-narky-sarky-farky-parky-sarky-harky)
Monday, 2 May 2016
My YouTube Channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPuXPfPegOHcMEgCi7yo7A
The name is The Five Toasts (T5T for short), very, very wierd videos on here, i do not reccomend to come there.
The name is The Five Toasts (T5T for short), very, very wierd videos on here, i do not reccomend to come there.
Hobbies
Written during the Bank Holiday Morning Blog.
Okay, let's talk about hobbies.
My sisters say that I don't have a hobby besides going on computer and making websites. It isn't true, let's go on with all the un important stuff. The only reason why they think that is becuase I am always stuck inside my house. This is a really wierd subject to write about and it's becoming serious for some reason so I'll just get to the point.
My hobby is film making and blogging.
End.
Bank Holiday Monday - Morning Blog
Hey guys, gals, It is 8:33am and I am in the car heading to the shops. Not Tesco, not morrisons, Company Shop. You may have not heard of it as it is outside of Sheffield, In Tankerslee.
9:00am
We're at company shop and I don't care blogging this bit so bye.
10:30am
We're currently in McDonald's, once again I don't want to blog this so bye. I'll leave you with some food
11:41am
We're in B&Q and my dad is ordering something to cover the grass. I don't want to blog this as there's no point. Nothing really exciting going on.
Bye! Sorry for the no-blogger!
Sunday, 1 May 2016
Relationships
Okay, this is a really awkward subject to write about becuase I litterally discussed my past crushes in "a PROPER introduction to me" so.. ill just get on with it.
Relationships, they are mysterious, one may love and one may not love, sometimes it ends, sometimes its only a phase. Look at Mabel from Gravity Falls (on the video), she had a hard time with boys and for you boys out there you might soon be getting a girlfriend or even coping from a break up.
For me Love and Relationships is not a phase, Your crush could love you back, or just friendzone you. Look I can explain many things about crushes, I had 3 (one not explained in "a Proper introduction to me) ill just say, if you love someone don't court them, just try to be friends, or they will ignore you like a side character, if you become a best friend your getting onto it, you could then get friendzoned, or accepted.
I'm not in a relationship because number one I am in Year 6, too young to have a relationship, I'd say 12 Years Old would be the point you should get one, number two I'm probably going to get teased by my sisters and number 3 no one would approve the relationship.
Thanks for reading.
-Clark
For me Love and Relationships is not a phase, Your crush could love you back, or just friendzone you. Look I can explain many things about crushes, I had 3 (one not explained in "a Proper introduction to me) ill just say, if you love someone don't court them, just try to be friends, or they will ignore you like a side character, if you become a best friend your getting onto it, you could then get friendzoned, or accepted.
I'm not in a relationship because number one I am in Year 6, too young to have a relationship, I'd say 12 Years Old would be the point you should get one, number two I'm probably going to get teased by my sisters and number 3 no one would approve the relationship.
Thanks for reading.
-Clark
Thank you.
Here's a thank you to the mysterious person who always +1's my posts, It doesn't really show the person on Blogger for some reason, but who ever you are, Thank you.
-Clark
-Clark
Top 10 Mysterious Facts Of The World
Note: These facts are not real
10: The real reason why China wants to own the moon becuase its made out of 100% natural space cheese.
9: The first joke was accually a cross the road joke and it was:
Q - Why did the man run screaming going across the road?
A - BECUASE THE ROMANS AHHHHHH!
(very bad sense of humor)
8: If the moon one day would split apart, The cheese industry would evolve.
7: The Government has a unlimited amount of cheese becuase they are power hungry
6: a man called pewdiepie crashed into parlament and no one cared becuase the only party inside there was the tories.
5: Your uncle shot his head out of a headcannon, and shot someones ship
(no one would get that unless there inside a fandom)
4: If Past, Present, Future colided together, what would happen? Yes, It doesnt make sense, its true but thats impossbile
(screw doctor who jokes)
3: The only show on Cartoon Network US's timetable is Teen Titans Go
(this is 100% true, not fake)
2: Whats that going over the hill, is that your mum?
1: The next US President is going to be DEEZ NUTS!
(or justin beiber... ugh.)
10: The real reason why China wants to own the moon becuase its made out of 100% natural space cheese.
9: The first joke was accually a cross the road joke and it was:
Q - Why did the man run screaming going across the road?
A - BECUASE THE ROMANS AHHHHHH!
(very bad sense of humor)
8: If the moon one day would split apart, The cheese industry would evolve.
7: The Government has a unlimited amount of cheese becuase they are power hungry
6: a man called pewdiepie crashed into parlament and no one cared becuase the only party inside there was the tories.
5: Your uncle shot his head out of a headcannon, and shot someones ship
(no one would get that unless there inside a fandom)
4: If Past, Present, Future colided together, what would happen? Yes, It doesnt make sense, its true but thats impossbile
(screw doctor who jokes)
3: The only show on Cartoon Network US's timetable is Teen Titans Go
(this is 100% true, not fake)
2: Whats that going over the hill, is that your mum?
1: The next US President is going to be DEEZ NUTS!
(or justin beiber... ugh.)
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